Sometimes I…

channel a drunk Kelly Clarkson, it’s called “don’t delay the inevitable“

It’s funny to see you put it up front

Spill some blood and lets begin the hunt

Pull the trigger baby I’m not loaded

No longer blindfolded

I just don’t see you

I hear you

say

What happened to us

I’m sorry I was careless

What happened to you

But Apologies are long overdue

cuz

I don’t delay the inevitable

Coming back to my doorstep

Aren’t we passed this little misstep?

And I hope you live the life you never wanted

I hope it’s me that leaves you haunted

I’ll remain shameless

Because it was you that brought about this mess

I know it’s not easy, your denial

You’re just too far down that isle

Would you have me pretend

That we can still be friends

maybe you prefer that ignorance

but when they learn the truth you won’t stand chance…

I don’t delay the inevitable

I just find you so fucking regrettable

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

Well actually I pretty much know why I like it, it’s my theme song.

First of many Supernatural posts to come.

I Am Trying To Break Reservations has a new boyfriend; Ladies and Gentlemen: Jensen Ackles!

House of the Rising Sun

It’s been a while but what can I say I’ve been buzzy as a bee! Summer is my season after all…I look really good when I sweat…like at the gym for instance (more on that in a second) this past week I did see Transformers, not much to say about that besides “I think Optimus Prime is a T.I.L.F. and Megan Fox is still the most annoying, overrated person on the planet at the moment.” I realized Mulligans is still the place for summer drinking and one pitcher is always going to end up three pitchers. “Pool Parties” are the best when you are the only one swimming, and it’s fine if you call me Steven, because when I’m done with you I’d prefer you didn’t call me at all. And lastly the weekend came and my quest for fireworks and hamburgers began, which I was able to find fairly easily…just not where I would exactly have hoped…see Steven likes eating hamburgers in a pool and creating his own fireworks. No we haven’t seen the last of Steven just yet this summer…

Now about that gym story, I’d been noticing this guy at the gym. He kept giving me the side eye and I’m like that guy is straight w the f now I know, I know that hasn’t stopped me before, but I’m trying to learn my lesson, or something along those lines…Anyways I think it is important to point out that there is only one place you have less of a chance of picking me up than the club when I’m dancing, and that would be the gym. So this guy at the gym not really important at all, and then I see him run, whutayouknow he is gay. Still does not matter the gym is not the place for such things. Now my water bottle cap is broken so when I go into the locker room to get my things I sit down and remove the cap to my water bottle and down it. I was keeping in routine, that is until gay runner also went into the locker room as well and started undressing but in slow motion…LOL right? That is until it came off and I’m sitting there speechless because of gay runners banging body, and so I go to take a drink of my water bottle, forgetting I had just removed the lid… yep you know the rest. So I think “Fast” gotta work this and I remember at the end of the “dirrty” video when Christina wipes the filth from her mouth and I do this with the water all over my face but then I realize this is all too hilarious and I need to get the fuck outta this ridiculous situation. Can’t really picture this? Here is a similar visual for you:

Well thats it kids, shouldn’t be as busy this week, but I am trying to avoid my withdrawls I’m starting to have…

 

And it doesn’t help much there was no new True Blood this week!

 

Danger is Coming…

and so am I.

Dangerous Muse is my new favorite Band, sorry Kings Of Leon, But really just look at lead singer Furey.

 anyways I think this is my most anticipated album this year, right behind the almighty Christina Aguilera of course.

in the mean time if you wanna listen to more of their music though http://www.myspace.com/dangerousmuse

“Sometimes I”…

Sometimes I, write pop breakup songs, it’s like a hidden talent I have: (just imagine probably the Black Eyed Peas minus Fergie singing this song?)

Trophy Boy

verse1

Oh baby when I think of you

I think about all the games you do

and then I wait for your attack

just make sure it’s behind her back

verse2

Oh baby when I think of me

I think about becoming a trophy

Placed so high up on your shelf

Boy you know I’m, bad for your health

chorus

Boy your about to lose the prize

And I aint buyin your fuckin lies

All the looking and no touching

All the talking and no fucking

I’m not your trophy

bridge

There’s hints in your voice

But I’m letting you make the wrong choice

I’m not stopping you ( that’s not what I do)

I know you want me

but I’m more than just a trophy

 

ok ok a couple changes on the blog coming up this weekend…but basically I’m a procrastinator…get off my nuts.

Collision

I’ve decided my singing voice compliments me well. I’m incredibly tone deaf, but this voice I have; really goes hand in hand with everything else about me. As my friend Serena* pointed out to me last night, “You really march to the beat of your own drum” I politely corrected her and said “I think you mean I dance to the bass of my own techno.” I then made the promise to my friend that she would in fact come to love my voice then we did some Britney Spears karaoke…followed by Bon Jovi, Black Eyed Peas, and Ashley Tisdale…I’m sure my friend is coming around to my voice. Obviously I also am going to have to have different singing styles as well (I mean really, more than the tone deaf style?) to match my current mood, current emotions…etc. I’m sure I’ll be rapping a lot and mostly about dance moves and my boots.

Speaking of things awesomely bad, Ryan Reynolds…I’ve recently become addicted to Men’s Health Magazine, I could lie and say that I like to read the health articles, and work out tips but that’s a lie. They do articles on/interviews with men celebrities, which are meant to be motivational I guess, (Matthew Fox on Racing…cars!, Jason Statham on Interior Decorating his Home) and motivate me they do, to never be as big a douche as these Man celebrities some of the quotes are ridiculous and completely ego centric. I can see it now though, Next Month in Men’s Health Magazine!: Simon Summers on his One of a kind Singing Voice and his Boots! In the March issue Ryan Reynolds made a comparison between his motorcycle and my penis (oh wait that was me) and told me how to dress, really Ryan Reynolds the only cool thing about you is your wife, if only she wasn’t so smart! Other Awesomely bad things taken from the week: Kings of Leon (thanks 3OH!3) Yeah Yeah Yeahs, True Blood, crappy Pop stars doing electro/techno music that really isn’t electro/techno at all, and Season of Love by Shiny Toy Guns.

Lastly I’ve decided on trying to work out a schedule for my blog (no promises really!) Sunday week in preview-week in review/Monday new music review!/Wednesday I love this crappy song/Friday random segment…there we go wish me luck!

The Shape of Things to Come

 Well all my excusesfor avoiding my blog (which I sometimes refer to as my firstborn, it makes sense believe me) are done and over with. My 21st birthday was last week and well the television season finishes up this week, next week for GG! So I have decided I need to pay more attention to my blog so on top of my stories about being a big city boy at heart living in a little piece of shit city, crawling with evil villains and temptations, I will introduce you to two upcoming new segments: “for some reason I Love This Crappy Song” and “Sometimes I…”.

More to come on those I promise but speaking of upcoming things, my worlds are about to collide, turns out my friends all fell in love with each other during the birthday festivities…and this doesn’t sit well with me. They want to continue hanging out together. How am I supposed to pretend I’m extremely popular and well liked if all my friends end up hanging out together…ridiculous! My friend that wore the shortest skirt and actually ended up getting some birthday sex wasn’t as popular as the rest, but what can I say, queers and bitches are predictable, and to keep with the predictable; I think she’s my favorite one. As for not being able to escape scandal I was about 5 seconds away from birthday sex with short skirt friend and her “lucky burro” but really the rest of my friends would have found out things about me I like to keep on the down low. I suppose the silver lining is they all really liked dancing, so much in fact that my legs just barely stopped hurting about 4 days later…who needs a bunch of separate friends when you have a blog this awesome anyways.

I Do

I Don’t know what it is about Spring time, but it seems like everyone gets horny as fuck. Do I?! No, I’m immune, but only because I’m horny as fuck and ready to go year round. However it seems there is a new mad rush down the aisle to the altar, and an even more quick sprint to cheat on what’s become comfortable, however I myself like to keep it predictable…don’t tell me your sexual orientation and were straight…or not.

It would seem that my life (or my supporting character life) is in fact just like a television show, and this season; Weddings seem like the best way to show character progression, and obviously cheating characters a necessary regression, but my character likes repeat seasons. Thus bringing us to May sweeps, my current…well, we’ll just call him current interest hasn’t exactly told me if he prefers eating Fish for dinner, or Me…But am I going to Pop The Question? Fuck No! See let me explain to you why a repeat season isn’t horrible or boring, let’s take a look at some scenes from Last Season, my last interest who ultimately decided what everyone knows, that Idaho is an obvious downgrade from Chicago; worked with me, he was an asshole, he was Hispanic and he was everything I knew better than to pursue, but he had something, and now I know what that something was…he wasn’t gay…as I just found out by visiting his MySpace. Now it took all my strength to get up off the floor and stop laughing to write this blog, but really I didn’t know I was this predictable, and then I realized this is again my current situation except he’s nice, he’s in shape, he’s Italian, he’s funny…and everything I should pursue…one assumes. And assume right you are! I will continue on with this horrid summer affair I mean I really still do have quite a bit of time to pass before my friends weddings.

Obviously though what I Do! Need to make very obvious is that I couldn’t be fucking happier for all of my friends…and that’s because I know they couldn’t be fucking happier…well except maybe for that cheating friend…ah fuck it Toast to all you Bitches!