for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

Well actually I pretty much know why I like it, it’s my theme song.

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

Ok so Britney has decided she needs another greatest hits compilation…just 2 albums after her last greatest hits compilation. Makes no sense I know, but does anything Britney does make sense?

My biggest problem with the song is “why?” Madonna, who also just had a greatest hits re-release (Madonna still has hits?!) “Celebrated” by having a new track titled “Celebration”…get it? Christina Aguilera (1st greatest hits release  last year) re-recorded/remixed some of her signature hits as well as adding the new song “Keeps Gettin Better” to her collection…clever right? And Hilary Duff (who has had more greatest hits collections than your mother) always manages to add her latest attempt at makin grown up music with the collection. Growth. Britney try it some time. Even on Britney’s last greatest hits (titled “My Prerogative”)  had a cover of Bobby Browns “My Prerogative, no growth but lol we get it Britney it’s your prerogative…but maybe that is the problem as well…

“3″ as stupid and sensless as it is to be the new single of a greatest hits collection is obviously, about a 3some…Britney doesn’t even know 2 person sex these days much less 3 person sex. But I’m sure her father/captor has convinced her this song is about dancing out on the floor with your 2 best girl friends!

Crappy yes, but I myself will tear this song the fuck up on the dance floor, and probably with Peter, Paul, and Mary.

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

I suppose I really don’t have to explain this one that much. Pop star hooker losing herself to the music in this song is Leighton Meester, that’s right Blair Fucking Waldorf. The woman of my dreams…but for the real though…not much going on in the world of music! Or at least nothing important enough to talk about, well except for Brooke Hogan’s upcoming album, that should be fun. I did just hear a “The Way You Look Tonight” (Frank Sinatra) cover by Maroon 5…yeah, no I’ll stick with my Gossip Girl dance music.

 

p.s. lack of updates due to Final Fantasy 7…sorry but I just got addicted :/.

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

A long time ago…about 6 years now, I thought that being gay meaned you Loved Madonna. So when I realized I in fact Hated Madonna I thought I was cured…that is until she released Hung Up and dragged my ass back to the dance floor, turns out I just hate her and most of but not all of her music. I still give all of her music a listen much like I give most of Kanye West’s music a listen, I.Do.Not. risk anything when I might get a chance to dance, this song however is horrible because of the music first off seriously it’s kinda gross, and this being off Madonna’s last album she is we can all agree way past her prime…but

On any given night
Catch me on the floor
Working up a sweat
That’s what music’s for
I’d rather not explain
For me it’s just usual

come on’ This song was written about me! and…

You know I feel it in my heartbeat
Don’t you know, can’t you see
When I dance I feel free
Which makes me feel like the only one
That the light shines on

then finally

You probably think I’m crazy
I don’t want you to save me
Don’t mean to disappoint you
I’ve never felt so free

All that added with a couple of lines repeating “See my booty get down like” I think Madonna knows me or at least wrote this song about me and therefore I love this cappy pop song.

p.s. just kidding being gay is not a disease, liking Madonna though is a disease.

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

I don’t know who I have a crush on more these days…Mikey Furey lead singer of Dangerous Muse or Ashley Tisdale. I will say though anytime a pop star can sing a song that is eerily similar to my past, present, or one assumes future life I’m all game.

And Hot Mess by Ashley Tisdale does just that, I leave you to speculate on your own as to where the time line of this song falls. But seriously who can honestly say they have never woke up in their bra and makeup with the car in the drive way parked side ways…well I can’t vouch for a bra, but I used to go heavy on the guy liner…and yeah I pretty much can’t even park straight. The only thing I can’t relate to in this song is the getting speeding tickets line, and well I guess my mail does pile up but that isn’t because I’m in love it’s more like you only have to pay a bill once you open the statement. Bonus: lyrics  in the video!

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

Too easy?

 

I really like the original too, but I’m pretty sure I will never meet anyone that will make me claim “I’m never gonna dance again”.

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

 

Ok Ok this is an actual video from the year 2009, not 1999. This really could be more of a I Love This Crappy Video post in all actuality. I can’t stop watching it and laughing, it has actually been making my days better. The band name is V Factory which my friend pointed out to me probably means Vagina Factory since this quite possibly could be the return of the boybands, well one can dream right?

 

p.s If you need to watch the video on mute…

for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

now I’m assuming it has to do something with this little lady

but I am guilty of playing this song all week long

Cobra Starship Featuring Leighton Meester/(I Make) Good Girls Go Bad

p.s Leighton Meester is Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl.