“Insert Your Name Here“

Well this isn’t right but we are anything but wrong

with you or alone, I don’t know which of us is the pawn

I can be your attention needed

If you be my contradiction wanted

Hey there boy you’re not here

Hey there beautiful is that a sneer

You make me feel so dirrty

But baby you’re so pretty

I want you as my villain

Hey there (insert your name here)

Swallow me just like a pill

and I would remind you why we don’t feel

I don’t want you I don’t love you

But the darkness that we share is everblue

I can be your addiction wanted

And you’ll be another lesson needed

Hey there boy I’m not here

Hey there beautiful is that a sneer

I make you feel so dirrty

But baby I’m so pretty

I want to be your villain

Hey there (insert your name here)

Can we just fucking fight

and this game is a cockfight

I’m stealing your time

You’re stealing my mind

Baby lets drag our feet

Baby we are nothing but defeat.

Yeah, Yea, Ya I know I’m so edgy, so cult, so don’t need to be listening to hit music.

This is not a Gossip Girl thing I swear.

I suppose you could suggest I have become a hipster…but I just think I’m a starfucker.

I downloaded an app to my phone to help me update my blog more often and then my phone bitched out and had to have a factory reset performed on it, I dunno maybe it’s it is a sign.

Well “Whatever The Case May Be” if you like pop music listen to the above albums purchase Christina Aguilera- {Bi~on~ic} and listen to the other two.

I’m gonna download that app again and hopefully update more…but you know probably not.

Let’s call it: I ate my Costume

I tried to wear your clothing

But there is only so much pretending

A costume with shitty sewing

Can only have one ending

And I wanted to forgive you

But it’s not in my nature

I wanted to forget what you did

But I’m not a forgetful creature

And when you throw me in the mud

I can’t help but crave the taste of your blood

If I  could eat your face

I would tear apart the one you waste

Without your smile

Without your denial

Just use the one

Put some bullets in your gun

They all lie the same

Disregard the shame

And are always prey

When I’m coming their way

And BONUS… (our actual room #)

Just a little bit of advice, if you think you want to switch up the game or maybe reinvent your image (or maybe swagger jack Kelis; google search: Rhianna and Lady Gaga copy Kelis) don’t tell Kelis. Chances are she was already headed in that direction and when she gets there she is gonna do it better than you ever could have. Over the past couple years Kelis has been featured in a couple of electro/dance tracks, and the new album Flesh Tone is a step up from all those songs.

The album opens up with the track titled Intro, which is actually a full song and indeed does make a great intro to the album. On Intro Kelis’ vocals set the pace for Flesh Tone, emotional but not overbearing. Her voice goes hand and hand with the flow and by the end of Intro when Kelis is saying “We Control The Dance Floor” over and over, well I can’t lie I’ve never been more ready to go. 22nd Century is good, but on level with Black Eyed Peas and David Guetta , as well as Scream and Emancipate being subpar. And it is my theory that Emancipate features a secret guest appearance by the B.E.P. themselves. The albums weakest track is probably Scream, which isn’t vocally or beat driven and kind of sticks out. The remaining album tracks are where Kelis sets herself apart from any other dance pop wannabes. Acapella Flesh Tone’s first single is dance bliss and as addictive as when Kelis’ Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, the track is sick cute too. Brave is by all means the album closer with Song For The Baby being the encore. Brave ends the dance party just fine and is a final reminder Kelis is better than you, as if you could forget. Song For The Baby is confusing to me, I don’t hate it enough to not listen to it, but I don’t like it enough…to finish the song, whatever the song is for Kelis’ baby anyways! The two best tracks from Flesh Tone are Home and 4th Of July (Fireworks). Kelis is able to bring actual song lyrics to the table with actual dance beats which give the tracks a trace of vulnerability. The two tracks only faults are they don’t share the same radio friendliness as Acapella, but Kelis has never been a radio artist anyways; no she’s too cool for that.

Album Grade: B+

Buy the song and video on iTunes

and of course Album June 8th!

I spill blood not tears

Can you tell me what I’ve done this time

Why you decided to drop me a line

What made me worthy of some more bullshit

I think this time I quit

all the excuses I made for you attatched to bridges burned

and I may have been the last one to turn

my poison is called blind ending

and now your finding

I spill blood not tears

I love to taste your fuckin fears

of it all slipping away

your alone and now I get to say

never

I already started over

I will never be yours lover

and now I get to say when

I say never again

I’ll never fall for your trap

yeah listened to the Bravery for this, kind of obvious I guess…

FINALLY…still no official date though  :\

“Not Myself Tonight” is the name of the new single, and all week long updates are being unvieled at ChristinaAguilera.com

Still no release date for that damn album though, which is now being titled “Bionic”.

More updates soon soon.