House of the Rising Sun

It’s been a while but what can I say I’ve been buzzy as a bee! Summer is my season after all…I look really good when I sweat…like at the gym for instance (more on that in a second) this past week I did see Transformers, not much to say about that besides “I think Optimus Prime is a T.I.L.F. and Megan Fox is still the most annoying, overrated person on the planet at the moment.” I realized Mulligans is still the place for summer drinking and one pitcher is always going to end up three pitchers. “Pool Parties” are the best when you are the only one swimming, and it’s fine if you call me Steven, because when I’m done with you I’d prefer you didn’t call me at all. And lastly the weekend came and my quest for fireworks and hamburgers began, which I was able to find fairly easily…just not where I would exactly have hoped…see Steven likes eating hamburgers in a pool and creating his own fireworks. No we haven’t seen the last of Steven just yet this summer…

Now about that gym story, I’d been noticing this guy at the gym. He kept giving me the side eye and I’m like that guy is straight w the f now I know, I know that hasn’t stopped me before, but I’m trying to learn my lesson, or something along those lines…Anyways I think it is important to point out that there is only one place you have less of a chance of picking me up than the club when I’m dancing, and that would be the gym. So this guy at the gym not really important at all, and then I see him run, whutayouknow he is gay. Still does not matter the gym is not the place for such things. Now my water bottle cap is broken so when I go into the locker room to get my things I sit down and remove the cap to my water bottle and down it. I was keeping in routine, that is until gay runner also went into the locker room as well and started undressing but in slow motion…LOL right? That is until it came off and I’m sitting there speechless because of gay runners banging body, and so I go to take a drink of my water bottle, forgetting I had just removed the lid… yep you know the rest. So I think “Fast” gotta work this and I remember at the end of the “dirrty” video when Christina wipes the filth from her mouth and I do this with the water all over my face but then I realize this is all too hilarious and I need to get the fuck outta this ridiculous situation. Can’t really picture this? Here is a similar visual for you:

Well thats it kids, shouldn’t be as busy this week, but I am trying to avoid my withdrawls I’m starting to have…

 

And it doesn’t help much there was no new True Blood this week!