for some reason I Love This Crappy Song

A long time ago…about 6 years now, I thought that being gay meaned you Loved Madonna. So when I realized I in fact Hated Madonna I thought I was cured…that is until she released Hung Up and dragged my ass back to the dance floor, turns out I just hate her and most of but not all of her music. I still give all of her music a listen much like I give most of Kanye West’s music a listen, I.Do.Not. risk anything when I might get a chance to dance, this song however is horrible because of the music first off seriously it’s kinda gross, and this being off Madonna’s last album she is we can all agree way past her prime…but

On any given night
Catch me on the floor
Working up a sweat
That’s what music’s for
I’d rather not explain
For me it’s just usual

come on’ This song was written about me! and…

You know I feel it in my heartbeat
Don’t you know, can’t you see
When I dance I feel free
Which makes me feel like the only one
That the light shines on

then finally

You probably think I’m crazy
I don’t want you to save me
Don’t mean to disappoint you
I’ve never felt so free

All that added with a couple of lines repeating “See my booty get down like” I think Madonna knows me or at least wrote this song about me and therefore I love this cappy pop song.

p.s. just kidding being gay is not a disease, liking Madonna though is a disease.